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  Big News!

Mary's comedy writing account @notengaged recently went viral. She was featured on Good Morning America, Rachael Ray, Elite Daily and many more.



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Mary's show, The Goodpie Girl was a Network Notes selection at the ITV Fest and returned to The Marketplace for a second year.



I am your:


Quirky baker

Genius coder girl

Hilarious babysitter

Accident prone assistant

"Cool" teacher

Girl who gets cheated on but then throws water in the guy's face in the middle of a crowded restaurant and everyone cheers and it's awesome but she definitely trips on the way out

guilty catholic

girl who finds the body

human pun generator


Drunk dance instructor

Sharp tongued medical examiner

Ecstatic customer service representative!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Only detective in the precinct who knows what she is doing

hairstylist who speaks to ghosts

Oldest child

Cookie enthusiast

hyperactive mattress salesgirl

Apathetic barista

third best dental hygenist in all of ohio

Camp counselor who thinks this will definitely be the best summer yet. No really.

girl who can't flirt her way out of a parking ticket

Type A Coffee gripping perfectionist

Lawn Guyland Socialite

World's #1 Friendly Kleptomaniac

Hardest working NURSE I AM SO TIRED


Grad student who is writing a thesis on gender constructs

Helpful tour guide!

determined dog walker

Quiet voiced girl in a fugue state

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