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I bake pies while trying to hack into the main frame.
And I still don't have a date.
Mary McCarthy
Big News!
Mary's comedy writing account @notengaged recently went viral. She was featured on Good Morning America, Rachael Ray, Elite Daily and many more.
Mary's show, The Goodpie Girl was a Network Notes selection at the ITV Fest and returned to The Marketplace for a second year.
I am your:
Quirky baker
Genius coder girl
Hilarious babysitter
Accident prone assistant
"Cool" teacher
Girl who gets cheated on but then throws water in the guy's face in the middle of a crowded restaurant and everyone cheers and it's awesome but she definitely trips on the way out
guilty catholic
girl who finds the body
human pun generator
Drunk dance instructor
Sharp tongued medical examiner
Ecstatic customer service representative!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Only detective in the precinct who knows what she is doing
hairstylist who speaks to ghosts
Oldest child
Cookie enthusiast
hyperactive mattress salesgirl
Apathetic barista
third best dental hygenist in all of ohio
Camp counselor who thinks this will definitely be the best summer yet. No really.
girl who can't flirt her way out of a parking ticket
Type A Coffee gripping perfectionist
Lawn Guyland Socialite
World's #1 Friendly Kleptomaniac
Hardest working NURSE I AM SO TIRED
CIA AGENT WHO JUST CAN't even
Grad student who is writing a thesis on gender constructs
Helpful tour guide!
determined dog walker
Quiet voiced girl in a fugue state
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